Lenny: May I hold your hand?
Jenny: No, it is not that heavy.
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Billy: Do you write with your right or left hand?
Joel: My left hand.
Billy: Wrong! You write with a pencil!
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Ben: Did you hear about the new dance called the elevator?
Mike: I sure didn't! What's it like?
Ben: It has no steps!
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Customer: Hi. I'm looking for a good buy.
Salesman: Oh. Ok. Goodbye.
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Mary: Did you know they're not making pencils any longer?
Sue: Wow! Why not?
Mary: They're already long enough!
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The End
Jenny: No, it is not that heavy.
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Billy: Do you write with your right or left hand?
Joel: My left hand.
Billy: Wrong! You write with a pencil!
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Ben: Did you hear about the new dance called the elevator?
Mike: I sure didn't! What's it like?
Ben: It has no steps!
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Customer: Hi. I'm looking for a good buy.
Salesman: Oh. Ok. Goodbye.
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Mary: Did you know they're not making pencils any longer?
Sue: Wow! Why not?
Mary: They're already long enough!
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The End