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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Don, Mar 15, 2007.

  1. Don

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    TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA : Here it is!
    TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS : Maria!
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    TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
    FRANK : Because of the sign.
    TEACHER : What sign?
    FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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    TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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    TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
    GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER : No, that's wrong
    GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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    TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
    TEACHER : What are you talking about?
    DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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    TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have
    ten years ago.
    WINNIE : Me!
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    TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
    GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
    MILLIE : I is...
    TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
    MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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    TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
    TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
    time."

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  2. RedRose64

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  3. Darshi

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    He He good once. I posted some of the same jokes as u did. Well I did'nt read this post before lol
     
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  5. Dark

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    {}{456{}{456{}{456{(ahy9)}{()|dddd Nice post
     
  6. Cute-Angel

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    nice sharing
     
  7. nrbhayo

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    nice he
     
  8. SHB_Bhaiya

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    Nice jokezzz.
     
  9. *khushi*

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    u ny itny puraany jokes i mean thread kahan say dryaaft kia? {(popcorn)}
     
  10. SHB_Bhaiya

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    pata nahi achanak aa gaye samne

    aaj cell pe tm 2011 theme use ker ke chakar aa rahe hain mujhe mobile theme chal he nahi raha me going bye {(wacko)}
     
  11. Asma24

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    hehe{(haha)}
     
  12. DevilJin

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    uff lol so funniest joke hhahahah ..
     
  13. Ghazal_Ka_Chiragh

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    Funny jokessss thanks for sharing Don
    and thanks for showing us jokes SHB LoLz
     
  14. SHB_Bhaiya

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    You're most welcome aap ko in Jokes se hansi aa gae aur aap aik minute ke lea apni tension bhool gaye its enough for me....:-bd
     

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