Khaonga Khaonga Kha Kha K Mar Jaonga =)) (fj Contest 2nd Round) Team B

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Jesa K sab Janty hain k Fj contest Jari hai or 2nd Round shuru hai jis main sb teams ko

Funny story likhni hai so Hamari (Team B) ne jo Funny Story banai hai wo main ap sb k

sath share kr rha hn Hope ap sb ko funny lagegi or funny ratings b daingy :D




Hamari Story ka Hero hai Aik Arab sheikh or jesa k sb janty hain k sheikhon jesy naam k sheikh Hoty hain wesy hi kaam b sheikhon waly krty hain so Ab shuru krty hain story .. :p

Sheikh Akber hota to boht ameer hai lekin jitna ameer hota hai utna hi kanjos, laalchi or paaitu b hota hai (sa) Pait khany k bojh se itna ubra hua jesy koi Air Baloon {(laugh)} , apni jaib se aik rupiya b nikly to jaan b nikal jati hai sath lekin dosrun k pesy pr aisy japat'ta hai jesa billi chicharon pr =)) Sheikh k 2 Pakistani Mulazim Sheeda Or Meeda us se boht tang tang hoty hain kyun k PaTu sheikh unko deta aik rupiya b nahi hai lekin kaam aisy karwata hai jesy do mulazim nahin bal k bail paly huay hain :joy uper se unko khany ko b boht kam deta tha lekin sheikh khud itna khata tha k aksr kha kha kr behosh ho jata (hgj) dono sheikh ki ghair mojodgi main usko khoob bura bhala kehty .. wo dono jumy k din ka intezar krty thy kyun k juma k din Masjid main daig pakai jati thi jahan wo pait bhar kr khana khaty thy :p or aksr Juma k din ghaib rehty thy Sheikh Akbr ko un pr shak hua k kuch garbar hai aik juma isi tarha wo dono ghr se nikly or sheikh ne unka peecha kia Juma ki namaz perhny k baad duno lunger k liye line main lag gaye .... Shiekh b wahan chala gaya Biryani ki daig k khushko sheikh ki naak k natnoon main jany ki dair thi k us k moty ghubary jesy pait main gudgudi hui {(laugh)} or uska dil kia k is daigh par toot pary =)) usne socha kyun na pehle pait poja ki jaye phr kaam duja :dumb ye sochne ki dair thi k wo b lag gaya line main lekin jab uski bari aai to daig khatam ho gai or dosri daig aany k intezar shuru ho gaya sheikh ko ye dekh kr bara ghussa aya k us ki bari aai to ye hona tha wo apne dono mulazimon k pas gaya to wo dono dar gaye sheikh: Ya Pakistaniun chup chup k ye kaam karna un acha na un ... =))
ye keh kr wo un dono k pas hi beth gaya or un ko kaha k ye b main khaonga or jao line main lag kr or lao wo b main hi khaonga aj :p sheeda or meeda ye dekh kr boht ghussa huay lekin sheikh k agay na chal saki majboran line main lag gaye :p Bari mushkil se wo dono or chawal laye to dekha sheikh pehle waly muka chuka tha or bhooki nazroon se unka intezar kr rha tha .. sheikh ne unko kaha ye yahan rakho or ja kr phr se lag jao =)) un dono ne wesa hi kia .. Aik ganta tak yahi sisila jari raha phr jb akhri baar dono khana laye to kya dekhty hain k sheikh dono tangain phela ke behosh para hua or uska pait us k uper aisa lag rha hai jesy kisi ne Air ballon la kr sheikh k uper rakh dia ho or wo us k bojh se utt na paa raha ho :))
is k baad sheeda or meeda main jo Punjabi conversation hui wo kuch yun thi :p
MEEDA: oo phaji Cheti naal crane waly noon v waj maar sheikh sab feer kha kha k behush ho gaye nay ghar ly k jaana hy... (213)
banda jina ameer howy una hi kanjoos v honda aay apny ghar daa khana bachan laii jumy k bad kisi ny ALLAH MIYN dy naam daa khana khilaya te uthy aik daig namkin or aadi daig meethy chawal di kha k behosh ho gy ny. (sa)
SHEEDA : yaar crane noon chad auont magwa te sheikh sab noon auont te betha k auont di door lagwa taa ky sheikh sab da khana hazam ho jawy ga{}{456
MEEDA: yar gal te theek AAy .;))
yar jaldi kuch lyy ao kithy mar gaye te humri 8 mahiny dee tankhwa v gai..X_X=))
begum sab ny te khushi vich pagal ho jana ayy ky kaata mar gaya:happycry:happycry
SHEEDA: yar aaj juma hy pora sheher band hy koi gadi koi janwar nai {(clapping)}yarr rerrhi lay aa
hospital lyy chalain ...
MEEDA: yar uthaye ga Kon .. :thinking
SHEEDA: taangy noo uthana q hy hor khana mangwa te us ki khushbo soong k peechhy rarrhi tak to ghaseet k ajaen gy upar hum daal deen gy {(laugh)} =))
Khair Khuda Khuda kr k Shiekh ko Hospital le kr jaty hain wahan Docter kehta hai k is ka stomach wash krna hy ye sun kr shaikh ki ankhain nikal aai :eek: or us ne mana kr dia kaha k nai ab wash ni krwana mujhy ghar lay chaloo, Sheeda or meeda usko ghar le ja rahy thy to rasty main Sheikh us ko chicken tikka ki khush bo atii hy to chilata hy k mery pait man kuch ho raha hy to sheeda or meeda ghabra jaty hain :eek: k phr se kuch garbar hai Sheikh ko hospital ly kr jany k liye pechhy murty hain to sheikh Akbr kehta hy pechhy ni aagy pait man dard chicken tikka ki wajah se ho raha hai ka wo lay do main ghar khud chala k jaon ga :dumb
SHEEDA or MEEDA sochty hain ye sheikh kbi nhi sudhryga ye keh kr wo usko udhr chor k ghar ki taraf chaly jaty hain ..... :D

THE END
hahahhaha awesome :-bd ..bahott maza aya perh k :cat paitu shaikh ;))
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Assalam O Aliakum Freinds !!


Jesa K sab Janty hain k Fj contest Jari hai or 2nd Round shuru hai jis main sb teams ko

Funny story likhni hai so Hamari (Team B) ne jo Funny Story banai hai wo main ap sb k

sath share kr rha hn Hope ap sb ko funny lagegi or funny ratings b daingy :D




Hamari Story ka Hero hai Aik Arab sheikh or jesa k sb janty hain k sheikhon jesy naam k sheikh Hoty hain wesy hi kaam b sheikhon waly krty hain so Ab shuru krty hain story .. :p

Sheikh Akber hota to boht ameer hai lekin jitna ameer hota hai utna hi kanjos, laalchi or paaitu b hota hai (sa) Pait khany k bojh se itna ubra hua jesy koi Air Baloon {(laugh)} , apni jaib se aik rupiya b nikly to jaan b nikal jati hai sath lekin dosrun k pesy pr aisy japat'ta hai jesa billi chicharon pr =)) Sheikh k 2 Pakistani Mulazim Sheeda Or Meeda us se boht tang tang hoty hain kyun k PaTu sheikh unko deta aik rupiya b nahi hai lekin kaam aisy karwata hai jesy do mulazim nahin bal k bail paly huay hain :joy uper se unko khany ko b boht kam deta tha lekin sheikh khud itna khata tha k aksr kha kha kr behosh ho jata (hgj) dono sheikh ki ghair mojodgi main usko khoob bura bhala kehty .. wo dono jumy k din ka intezar krty thy kyun k juma k din Masjid main daig pakai jati thi jahan wo pait bhar kr khana khaty thy :p or aksr Juma k din ghaib rehty thy Sheikh Akbr ko un pr shak hua k kuch garbar hai aik juma isi tarha wo dono ghr se nikly or sheikh ne unka peecha kia Juma ki namaz perhny k baad duno lunger k liye line main lag gaye .... Shiekh b wahan chala gaya Biryani ki daig k khushko sheikh ki naak k natnoon main jany ki dair thi k us k moty ghubary jesy pait main gudgudi hui {(laugh)} or uska dil kia k is daigh par toot pary =)) usne socha kyun na pehle pait poja ki jaye phr kaam duja :dumb ye sochne ki dair thi k wo b lag gaya line main lekin jab uski bari aai to daig khatam ho gai or dosri daig aany k intezar shuru ho gaya sheikh ko ye dekh kr bara ghussa aya k us ki bari aai to ye hona tha wo apne dono mulazimon k pas gaya to wo dono dar gaye sheikh: Ya Pakistaniun chup chup k ye kaam karna un acha na un ... =))
ye keh kr wo un dono k pas hi beth gaya or un ko kaha k ye b main khaonga or jao line main lag kr or lao wo b main hi khaonga aj :p sheeda or meeda ye dekh kr boht ghussa huay lekin sheikh k agay na chal saki majboran line main lag gaye :p Bari mushkil se wo dono or chawal laye to dekha sheikh pehle waly muka chuka tha or bhooki nazroon se unka intezar kr rha tha .. sheikh ne unko kaha ye yahan rakho or ja kr phr se lag jao =)) un dono ne wesa hi kia .. Aik ganta tak yahi sisila jari raha phr jb akhri baar dono khana laye to kya dekhty hain k sheikh dono tangain phela ke behosh para hua or uska pait us k uper aisa lag rha hai jesy kisi ne Air ballon la kr sheikh k uper rakh dia ho or wo us k bojh se utt na paa raha ho :))
is k baad sheeda or meeda main jo Punjabi conversation hui wo kuch yun thi :p
MEEDA: oo phaji Cheti naal crane waly noon v waj maar sheikh sab feer kha kha k behush ho gaye nay ghar ly k jaana hy... (213)
banda jina ameer howy una hi kanjoos v honda aay apny ghar daa khana bachan laii jumy k bad kisi ny ALLAH MIYN dy naam daa khana khilaya te uthy aik daig namkin or aadi daig meethy chawal di kha k behosh ho gy ny. (sa)
SHEEDA : yaar crane noon chad auont magwa te sheikh sab noon auont te betha k auont di door lagwa taa ky sheikh sab da khana hazam ho jawy ga{}{456
MEEDA: yar gal te theek AAy .;))
yar jaldi kuch lyy ao kithy mar gaye te humri 8 mahiny dee tankhwa v gai..X_X=))
begum sab ny te khushi vich pagal ho jana ayy ky kaata mar gaya:happycry:happycry
SHEEDA: yar aaj juma hy pora sheher band hy koi gadi koi janwar nai {(clapping)}yarr rerrhi lay aa
hospital lyy chalain ...
MEEDA: yar uthaye ga Kon .. :thinking
SHEEDA: taangy noo uthana q hy hor khana mangwa te us ki khushbo soong k peechhy rarrhi tak to ghaseet k ajaen gy upar hum daal deen gy {(laugh)} =))
Khair Khuda Khuda kr k Shiekh ko Hospital le kr jaty hain wahan Docter kehta hai k is ka stomach wash krna hy ye sun kr shaikh ki ankhain nikal aai :eek: or us ne mana kr dia kaha k nai ab wash ni krwana mujhy ghar lay chaloo, Sheeda or meeda usko ghar le ja rahy thy to rasty main Sheikh us ko chicken tikka ki khush bo atii hy to chilata hy k mery pait man kuch ho raha hy to sheeda or meeda ghabra jaty hain :eek: k phr se kuch garbar hai Sheikh ko hospital ly kr jany k liye pechhy murty hain to sheikh Akbr kehta hy pechhy ni aagy pait man dard chicken tikka ki wajah se ho raha hai ka wo lay do main ghar khud chala k jaon ga :dumb
SHEEDA or MEEDA sochty hain ye sheikh kbi nhi sudhryga ye keh kr wo usko udhr chor k ghar ki taraf chaly jaty hain ..... :D

THE END
hahahahaha nyc story
 
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