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Santa Banta

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Pari, Apr 4, 2007.

  1. Pari

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    Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
    The shop owner gave him the flag.
    Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

    Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
    Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

    Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
    A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

    Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
    Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
    Santa: I didn't say he got out.

    Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
    Banta : Really, what is he studying,
    Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
     
  2. RedRose64

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    lolz :bravo
     
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  4. candy

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    I like it
     
  5. unique-style

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    lolzzzz 1's n 2nd r really funny ;D
     
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    {}{456{}{456{}{456{(ahy9)}{()|dddd Nice post
     
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    nice one
     
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    nice jee
     

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