Sick Leave... I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling & made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home & recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down & walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, The Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?!" (Guess what she said) > > > > > > > She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!