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Sick Leave

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Darshi, Jun 23, 2007.

  1. Darshi

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    Sick Leave...




    I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

    So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling & made funny noises. My co-worker
    (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

    I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"

    I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home & recuperate for a couple of days."

    I jumped down & walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, The Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?!"

    (Guess what she said)
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    She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!
     
  2. candy

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    heeeeeeeeeeee :D :D :D :D :D
     
  3. Dark

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    {}{456{}{456{}{456{(ahy9)}{()|dddd Nice post
     
  4. nrbhayo

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    nice jee

     

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