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The Ideal Husband

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by fairy, Mar 19, 2007.

  1. fairy

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    There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising.
    Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings.
    A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
    "Hello?"
    "Honey, It's me."
    "Sugar!"
    "Are you at the club?"
    "Yes."
    "Great! I'm at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
    "What's the price?"
    "Only $1,500.00"
    "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
    "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 at a really good price ... ; and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
    "What price did he quote you?"
    "Only $60,000..."
    "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    "Great!, before we hang up, something else..."
    "What?"
    "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... ; it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."
    "How much are they asking?"
    "Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
    "Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
    "OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
    "Bye... I do too..."
    The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks all those present:
    "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

     
  2. Silent Tears

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    ive already heard it but nice
     
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    {)ooo(}
     
  5. Waqar Hussain

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    {(goodpost)}{(goodpost)}{(goodpost)}
     
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    very nice {(goodpost)}
     
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    Nice post{}{456
     
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    ({kopping)}
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    nice post........
     
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    hehehe
     

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