Outdoor camping is hard work, even for you rugged wilderness geeks. You gotta pitch a tent in a place free of uncomfortable pointy rocks, then you gotta build up a campfire with all sorts of wood you gather from the wilds, then you gotta hide your food from da bears. Bonus Insert alternative description here points if you don't get poison ivy along the way. No wonder you can sleep so well in the outdoors - it's so hard to get to the point where you CAN sleep! ThinkGeek recommend the time-honored practice of indoor camping - all you need is a fireplace, a cool fort made from sheets and couch cushions, a TaunTaun Sleeping Bag, some homemade s'mores, and a Torch Ultra-Bright Flashlight.
The Torch Ultra-Bright Flashlight is currently being reviewed by The Guinness Book of World Records for sheer awesomeness in a flashlight. It can melt plastic, light paper on fire in a few seconds, cook scrambled eggs, and get your s'mores marshmallows nice and smooshy. Insert alternative description here Inside the Torch is a 100 watt halogen light bulb that runs on a custom built high voltage rechargeable battery. But we hear your concerns. "What keeps the front lens from shattering from all that heat?" Well, worrisome geek, the makers of the Torch thought of that! That's why it's equipped with a specialized heat resistant glass lens. Oh, and did we mention the case is durable, military grade aluminum? That's one sexy and powerful flashlight!
* Super bright flashlight that can cook eggs, burn paper, and light matches
* Output: 4100 lumens with an adjustable high efficiency reflector
* Dimensions: 57mm x 230mm
* Bulb Type: 100W Halogen
* Expected Bulb Life: 2000 hours
* Casing: Aerospace grade aluminum
* Tail switch: On/off button
* Re-chargeable power supply: 12x2/3A 1500mAh Cells 14.4V
* Battery Run-time: 15 minutes
* Caution: Flashlight gets very hot - handle with care!
