- When you are sad,
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the jerk who made you sad. - When you are scared,
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get. - When you are worried,
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining. - When you are confused,
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. - And when you are lost,
I will answer my cell phone and give you directions. - When you are sick,
I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god. - When you fall,
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Friendship Oath
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