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Funny Conversations...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by candy, Jul 10, 2007.

  1. candy

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    BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
    GIRL : Why not ??
    BOY : I'm broke.


    BOY : May I hold your hand??
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.


    GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
    BOY : What time was it??


    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY : You love me...


    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??


    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??


    BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
    GIRL : How soon??


    Man : You remind me of the sea.
    Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
    Man : NO, because you make me sick.


    Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out
    of the other.
    Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.


    Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
    Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


    Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake?
    Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.


    Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated.
    Lily : So what do you do?
    Sam : I close my eyes.


    Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
    Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last week.


    Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
    Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it?

    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
     
  2. Darshi

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    :D ;D good once

    Keep sharing!!!
     
  3. Pari

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    ;D ;D
     
  4. bestkid

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    :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
     
  5. nrbhayo

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    nice jee
     

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