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Joke Of The Day

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by auov, Aug 6, 2014.

  1. Blue_Sky

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    Police: Where do you live?
    Me: With my Parents.
    Police: Where do your parents live?
    Me: With me.
    Police: Where do you all live?
    Me: Together.
    Police: Where is your house?
    Me: Next to my neighbors house.
    Police: Where is your neighbors house?
    Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
    Police: Tell me.
    Me: Next to my house.
     
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  2. Bird-Of-Paradise

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    hahahaha
     
  3. Zahabia

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    heheheheh :D
     
  4. Fantasy

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    =)) ye to wohi baat hui na

    Door bell baji

    @Shiraz-Khan bro: koun hy
    Police: hum police waly bahir aye ap sy baat krni hy
    SK bro: aap kitny aadmi haen
    police: 2
    SK bro : to aapas me bat ker lo =))

    @Hoorain @Rubi @xortica_ @Fanii @attiya @Azeyy
     
  5. Azeyy

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    •´¯`•» RuDleSS AzeYY «•´¯`•
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    lolz miss :p
     
  6. Hoorain

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    Haha {(laugh)}
     
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    Sherry bhaya it's ur day ;))
     
  8. Shiraz-Khan

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    ab chocolate k paisey is tara sey porey hongey :shifty


    Allaah kher :s
     
  9. Fantasy

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    je bilkul ;))
     
  10. Rubi

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    ๋• ˆ⌣ˆ ● ĴнαLLi ● ˆ⌣ˆ •๋
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    hahahahahahahaha =))
     
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  15. Blue_Sky

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    1 Chinese ,
    1 Gora 
    aur
    1 Miya bhai
    ship me ja rahe the..
    Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: "Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!"

    Chinese ne memory card phenka

    Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya ..

    Gore ne suei pheka.
    Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya..

    Miya bhai ne kuch phenka..
    Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga. "batao mere aaaka main haar gaya," 
    Miya bhai bola: "main bhi tera baap hu, maine "Disprin" ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta, Ghar Chal
    Bohot Kaam Pada He!!"
     

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