Or Sunaoo..!

  • Work-from-home
Pari

Pari

(v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨
VIP
Mar 20, 2007
46,142
19,780
1,313
Toronto, Canada
Ek choohe ne sherni ko propose kiya. sherni ne kaha abay chal tu ne apna jism, jaan, height dekhi hai
chooha bola Madam in sab ko choro mera confidence dekho. :D
 
  • Like
Reactions: AshirFrhan
H

Hoorain

*In search of Oyster Pearls*
VIP
Dec 31, 2009
108,467
40,710
1,313
A n3st!
@Pari

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
 
  • Like
Reactions: AshirFrhan and Pari
Pari

Pari

(v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨
VIP
Mar 20, 2007
46,142
19,780
1,313
Toronto, Canada
heehehe :D {}{456[DOUBLEPOST=1367380665][/DOUBLEPOST]Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti, aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa gaye. :rolleyes:
 
  • Like
Reactions: hoorain
H

Hoorain

*In search of Oyster Pearls*
VIP
Dec 31, 2009
108,467
40,710
1,313
A n3st!
Pari said:
heehehe :D {}{456[DOUBLEPOST=1367380665][/DOUBLEPOST]Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti, aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa gaye. :rolleyes:
Click to expand...
hahahahaha {(laugh)}

ok my turn!subha morning show may suna ;))


aik Larki tyar ho k apne husband se poochti
larki: main kesi lag rhi hun
Husband: haan achi lag rhi ho
Larki: acha daikhain moti to nhi lag rhi
Husband: umm nhi theek lag rhi ho
Larki: phir se dekhiye moti to nae lag rhi na
Husband: umm acha rehne do na bta to diya
Larki: ye kia baat hui sach btayain
Husband: haan thori si moti to lag rhi ho
Larki :ghusse se: Chal Tu hoga mota


@Fa!th @Rubi @sho_shweet @Mahen @Pari @Nelly
 
  • Like
Reactions: Pari, Rubi, AshirFrhan and 2 others
Fantasy

Fantasy

~ The Rebel
Hot Shot
Sep 13, 2011
48,910
11,270
1,313
hoorain said:
hahahahaha {(laugh)}

ok my turn!subha morning show may suna ;))


aik Larki tyar ho k apne husband se poochti
larki: main kesi lag rhi hun
Husband: haan achi lag rhi ho
Larki: acha daikhain moti to nhi lag rhi
Husband: umm nhi theek lag rhi ho
Larki: phir se dekhiye moti to nae lag rhi na
Husband: umm acha rehne do na bta to diya
Larki: ye kia baat hui sach btayain
Husband: haan thori si moti to lag rhi ho
Larki :ghusse se: Chal Tu hoga mota


@sho_shweet @Mahen @Pari @Nelly
Click to expand...
{(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)} hahahha
 
  • Like
Reactions: hoorain
Mahen

Mahen

Alhamdulillah
VIP
Jun 9, 2012
21,845
16,877
1,313
laнore
Pari said:
wah wah wah.. :p

abh meri sono :D
​
Twinkle twinkle little star​
teri girlfriend gayee bazaar​
us ko mil gya doosra yar​
ab toun beith k makhiyan mar​
touba touba astaghfaar​
twinkle twinkle little star :D​
Click to expand...
hahahaha {(laugh)}
hoorain said:
haha :p

Humpty Dumpty Sat on a wall
humpty Dumpty had a gr8 fall
All the king horses and
all the king's men
Put humpty dumpty together again {}{43r5
Click to expand...
hoorain said:
hahahahaha awesome{(laugh)}[DOUBLEPOST=1367378521][/DOUBLEPOST]chalo ab dusri poem @Pari ;)

Ring a ring a roses a pocket full of poses
A Thishu A Thishu
We all Fall Down :p
Click to expand...
yaha school kab sy open howa {}{78iu :p​
[DOUBLEPOST=1367419146][/DOUBLEPOST]
hoorain said:
hahahahaha {(laugh)}

ok my turn!subha morning show may suna ;))


aik Larki tyar ho k apne husband se poochti
larki: main kesi lag rhi hun
Husband: haan achi lag rhi ho
Larki: acha daikhain moti to nhi lag rhi
Husband: umm nhi theek lag rhi ho
Larki: phir se dekhiye moti to nae lag rhi na
Husband: umm acha rehne do na bta to diya
Larki: ye kia baat hui sach btayain
Husband: haan thori si moti to lag rhi ho
Larki :ghusse se: Chal Tu hoga mota


@Fa!th @Rubi @sho_shweet @Mahen @Pari @Nelly
Click to expand...
oops Chal Tu hoga mota {(laugh)}
 
  • Like
Reactions: hoorain and Pari
AshirFrhan

AshirFrhan

TM Star
Jul 23, 2012
1,322
821
163
Karachi
hoorain said:
hahahahaha {(laugh)}

ok my turn!subha morning show may suna ;))


aik Larki tyar ho k apne husband se poochti
larki: main kesi lag rhi hun
Husband: haan achi lag rhi ho
Larki: acha daikhain moti to nhi lag rhi
Husband: umm nhi theek lag rhi ho
Larki: phir se dekhiye moti to nae lag rhi na
Husband: umm acha rehne do na bta to diya
Larki: ye kia baat hui sach btayain
Husband: haan thori si moti to lag rhi ho
Larki :ghusse se: Chal Tu hoga mota


@Fa!th @Rubi @sho_shweet @Mahen @Pari @Nelly
Click to expand...
Tu?????????????? o_O
 
Rubi

Rubi

๋• ˆ⌣ˆ ● ĴнαLLi ● ˆ⌣ˆ •๋
Hot Shot
Aug 17, 2010
47,979
14,096
913
WoℵdeℜLaℵd ツ
hoorain said:
hahahahaha {(laugh)}

ok my turn!subha morning show may suna ;))


aik Larki tyar ho k apne husband se poochti
larki: main kesi lag rhi hun
Husband: haan achi lag rhi ho
Larki: acha daikhain moti to nhi lag rhi
Husband: umm nhi theek lag rhi ho
Larki: phir se dekhiye moti to nae lag rhi na
Husband: umm acha rehne do na bta to diya
Larki: ye kia baat hui sach btayain
Husband: haan thori si moti to lag rhi ho
Larki :ghusse se: Chal Tu hoga mota


@Fa!th @Rubi @sho_shweet @Mahen @Pari @Nelly
Click to expand...
hahah yeh konsa morning show tha jo main niii dekha {(laugh)} :p
 
  • Like
Reactions: hoorain
Pari

Pari

(v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨
VIP
Mar 20, 2007
46,142
19,780
1,313
Toronto, Canada
hoorain said:
hahahahaha {(laugh)}

ok my turn!subha morning show may suna ;))


aik Larki tyar ho k apne husband se poochti
larki: main kesi lag rhi hun
Husband: haan achi lag rhi ho
Larki: acha daikhain moti to nhi lag rhi
Husband: umm nhi theek lag rhi ho
Larki: phir se dekhiye moti to nae lag rhi na
Husband: umm acha rehne do na bta to diya
Larki: ye kia baat hui sach btayain
Husband: haan thori si moti to lag rhi ho
Larki :ghusse se: Chal Tu hoga mota


@Fa!th @Rubi @sho_shweet @Mahen @Pari @Nelly
Click to expand...
lollxx... :D
 
  • Like
Reactions: hoorain
Fa!th

Fa!th

--> BIRDY ♪♫♩
Hot Shot
Jul 20, 2010
37,229
12,298
1,113
Who Cares....
hoorain said:
hahahahaha {(laugh)}

ok my turn!subha morning show may suna ;))


aik Larki tyar ho k apne husband se poochti
larki: main kesi lag rhi hun
Husband: haan achi lag rhi ho
Larki: acha daikhain moti to nhi lag rhi
Husband: umm nhi theek lag rhi ho
Larki: phir se dekhiye moti to nae lag rhi na
Husband: umm acha rehne do na bta to diya
Larki: ye kia baat hui sach btayain
Husband: haan thori si moti to lag rhi ho
Larki :ghusse se: Chal Tu hoga mota


@Fa!th @Rubi @sho_shweet @Mahen @Pari @Nelly
Click to expand...
hahahaha advice do tou musibat na do tou bhi musibat {(laugh)}
 
  • Like
Reactions: hoorain
Pari

Pari

(v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨
VIP
Mar 20, 2007
46,142
19,780
1,313
Toronto, Canada
hoorain said:
pari u ki baari thi ;)[DOUBLEPOST=1367478299][/DOUBLEPOST]
hahaha Faisal Qureshi ka Muskurati morning :p
Click to expand...
ya ok mai share karti hon :D[DOUBLEPOST=1367524309][/DOUBLEPOST]TEACHER: BIJLI KAHAN SE AATI HAI?
STUDENT: MERE MAMOON K GHAR SE.
TEACHER: KAISE?
STUDENT: JB BIJLI JATI HAI TO MERE PAPA KEHTE HAINSAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KAR DI
 
  • Like
Reactions: hoorain
H

Hoorain

*In search of Oyster Pearls*
VIP
Dec 31, 2009
108,467
40,710
1,313
A n3st!
Rubi said:
yeh uncle konsy channel py aty hyn ??? :-?
inhyn dekh k toh morning ka byda garg o jata hoga {(laugh)}
Click to expand...
hahaha Tv one par
nhi show acha hota hay :p
Pari said:
ya ok mai share karti hon :D[DOUBLEPOST=1367524309][/DOUBLEPOST]TEACHER: BIJLI KAHAN SE AATI HAI?
STUDENT: MERE MAMOON K GHAR SE.
TEACHER: KAISE?
STUDENT: JB BIJLI JATI HAI TO MERE PAPA KEHTE HAINSAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KAR DI
Click to expand...
hahah gud one ;))
 
  • Like
Reactions: Rubi
Pari

Pari

(v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨
VIP
Mar 20, 2007
46,142
19,780
1,313
Toronto, Canada
Maa:" Baal kyu nahi katwata

beta :" Yo Mom It's
fashion..
.
.
.
Maa:" Wo to theekh hai par" Log
Teri Behen ke liye aate hai..

aur Tujhe Pasand kar jate
hai..


@hoorain
 
H

Hoorain

*In search of Oyster Pearls*
VIP
Dec 31, 2009
108,467
40,710
1,313
A n3st!
Pari said:
Maa:" Baal kyu nahi katwata

beta :" Yo Mom It's
fashion..
.
.
.
Maa:" Wo to theekh hai par" Log
Teri Behen ke liye aate hai..

aur Tujhe Pasand kar jate
hai..


@hoorain
Click to expand...
hahahaha {(laugh)}


1 Memon k sir mai chot lag gai
Nurse: isme 7 taankay lagengay...

Memon: kitne pese lagengey ?

Nurse: 3000 rupey...

Memon: Baji sirf taanka lagwana hai karhai (embroidery)ni krwani :p

@Pari
 
  • Like
Reactions: Pari
Pari

Pari

(v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨
VIP
Mar 20, 2007
46,142
19,780
1,313
Toronto, Canada
hoorain said:
hahahaha {(laugh)}


1 Memon k sir mai chot lag gai
Nurse: isme 7 taankay lagengay...

Memon: kitne pese lagengey ?

Nurse: 3000 rupey...

Memon: Baji sirf taanka lagwana hai karhai (embroidery)ni krwani :p

@Pari
Click to expand...
lolxxzz :D[DOUBLEPOST=1367717946][/DOUBLEPOST]Girl : Mummy sir kitne handsme h na..

Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjna chahiye…
.
.
.
,
.
.
,
.
.
.
.
Girl : Mummy tum b na,, hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti ho...:D


@hoorain
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top