TM Member's Joke Mela

[St0rm]

atif in bio paractical exam.
Examiner: See birds legs and tell me its name!
Atif: I dont know!
Examiner: You have failed, whats your name?
Atif: See my legs and tell my name?

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hahaha ... Nice joke..

 

[Tariq Saeed]

aray ye to m ny kaheen prha hay.. koi or likho na noor bhai...

 

[Noor_Afridi]

aray ye to m ny kaheen prha hay.. koi or likho na noor bhai...

Saray jOke hai kahin na kahin pharay hOyeh hOtay hain
khaiar may kOch new dekta hOn
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[St0rm]

Noor bhai aik dafa jahaz main sawar hone jaa rahe they..

Jab onho ne seerhion par qadam rakha to air hostes ne rukhne ke liye kaha.....

Wait plzz....

To noor bhai ne jawab diya .. 80 kg..

 

[Atif-adi]

nice one noor

 

[Noor_Afridi]

Noor bhai aik dafa jahaz main sawar hone jaa rahe they..

Jab onho ne seerhion par qadam rakha to air hostes ne rukhne ke liye kaha.....

Wait plzz....

To noor bhai ne jawab diya .. 80 kg..

Sachi yeh may nay pehli bar Suna hai Great Storm

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[Tariq Saeed]

Noor bhai aik dafa jahaz main sawar hone jaa rahe they..

Jab onho ne seerhion par qadam rakha to air hostes ne rukhne ke liye kaha.....

Wait plzz....

To noor bhai ne jawab diya .. 80 kg..

hahahaha

 

[St0rm]

Thanks to both of u...... Tari and noor... :d

 

[Bint-e-Aisha]

nice storm bhaya

 

[St0rm]

Thanks.. @ aisha...

 

[MSC]

ahaha
awesome creativity guyzz
keep it up!!!

---------- Post added at 08:42 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:32 AM ----------

ahaha
awesome creativity guyzz
keep it up!!!

 

[Hoorain]

ahan zabardast thread =D>

 

[unique-style]

SHB ko ek larki se piar se ho gya
larki ne SHB se kaha tum mere lie kia kr skty ho?
SHB bola jo tum kaho wo karonga
larki boli agr tum mughse sachi mohabbat kerty ho to apne baap ka DIL lay ker ao
SHB dil ly aya
Larki ne us se shadi ker li.
Larki ne wo dil theli may daal ker apne room may latka dia
25 saal bad jub uska betta bara ho kay doctor ban gya to usne us dil ka check up kia

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BAKRE KA NIKLA

SHB ALWAYS ROCKS

 

[St0rm]

SHB ko ek larki se piar se ho gya
larki ne SHB se kaha tum mere lie kia kr skty ho?
SHB bola jo tum kaho wo karonga
larki boli agr tum mughse sachi mohabbat kerty ho to apne baap ka DIL lay ker ao
SHB dil ly aya
Larki ne us se shadi ker li.
Larki ne wo dil theli may daal ker apne room may latka dia
25 saal bad jub uska betta bara ho kay doctor ban gya to usne us dil ka check up kia

TO
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WO
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BAKRE KA NIKLA

SHB ALWAYS ROCKS

haha nice...... us..

 

[Bint-e-Aisha]

SHB ki tang neeli hogayi


Hakeem: zeher phel gaya he katni paregi


3 din bad doosri b neeli hogai


Hakeem: ye b katni paregi zeher kafi phel gaya he


Hakeem ne donon tangen kat ker plastic ki tangen lagwane ko kaha


8 din bad SHB ki plastic ki tangen b neeli hogeen












Hakeem: ab samjh me aya k tumhari dhoti ka rang utar rha he, pareshani ki gal nhi………

 

[St0rm]

hahaha .... very ncie...

 

[Tariq Saeed]

US & BA nice jokes

 

[SHB_Bhaiya]

Hehehehe very nice us great idea per aik baat baataoun dil itne arse baad bhi buch gaya lagta hai bakra bhi stainless steel ka tha

 

[Noor_Afridi]

SHB ko ek larki se piar se ho gya
larki ne SHB se kaha tum mere lie kia kr skty ho?
SHB bola jo tum kaho wo karonga
larki boli agr tum mughse sachi mohabbat kerty ho to apne baap ka DIL lay ker ao
SHB dil ly aya
Larki ne us se shadi ker li.
Larki ne wo dil theli may daal ker apne room may latka dia
25 saal bad jub uska betta bara ho kay doctor ban gya to usne us dil ka check up kia

TO
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WO
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BAKRE KA NIKLA

SHB ALWAYS ROCKS

great US
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---------- Post added at 07:42 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:34 PM ----------

SHB ki tang neeli hogayi


Hakeem: zeher phel gaya he katni paregi


3 din bad doosri b neeli hogai


Hakeem: ye b katni paregi zeher kafi phel gaya he


Hakeem ne donon tangen kat ker plastic ki tangen lagwane ko kaha


8 din bad SHB ki plastic ki tangen b neeli hogeen












Hakeem: ab samjh me aya k tumhari dhoti ka rang utar rha he, pareshani ki gal nhi………

Shukar hai Os ki gardan nelli nahi hOi warna
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[Sit@ra]

1 Chor Shb ka Mobile le Kar Bhaga.
Shb Hansne Laga.
Emperor: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Hai or Tum hans rahe ho.
Shb:Bhagny Do Balance He Nahi Hai...